Adults Only

I have a couple of things on my mind. Some of the topics are a little on the steamy side, so if you are under the age of 18, you need your parents permission to read this. It's really not that bad. It just makes me feel better to say that.

Empowerment has been on my mind lately. There's a line in Nicolas Cage's new movie that just struck a chord with me. The line is, "Between now and then, I'm gonna mess you up." Love it. I was reading a blog today and there was a line that made me laugh out loud. "That bitch is going to get deep fried if she pecks me one more time." I have a feeling I may have to use that some time soon. But the one thing that comes up when I think of female empowerment is Erykah Badu's Tyrone. If you have never heard it, you need to. But don't listen to it around little ears. You better call Tyrone...

I'm watching Gone With the Wind. What a crock of shit! I have never watched this, and I have never read the book. From the snippets I've seen, and the stuff I've read, all I can say is what?!?! I don't much care for simpering, conniving women. Play games somewhere else. And, I guess being a modern woman, I just don't care for women depending on men like they do. I know it was a different time. Just drives me crazy!! I was raised by a very strong woman that taught me that I need to know how to stand on my own two feet. I don't care for female characters in movies, books, whatever that are constantly the victim. Put your big girl panties on, cowgirl up and ride. Shit happens, but you don't have to keep stepping in it. I just can't watch anymore.

I have a filthy, dirty mind. Every time I hear the word "nuts", I think about nuts. You know what I'm talking about. The danglies, the buddies, the huevos of the rancheros, the sac. Nuts, nuts. It's just one of those things. Sometimes I smile when people say they ate nuts. Sometimes I laugh. Out loud. For a long time. Here's my favorite nuts joke: What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob. I'm giggling now. Nuts. Nuts, nuts, nuts. I crack myself up.

There's more I could talk about. Specially the dirty mind part. Like when I have to put butternut squash in an order I always hold it by the bottom. You know, by the "nuts". Then I smile, and giggle a little. No, really, that's the last one. For now.